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strikeslip:

speaking of things I get overexcited about: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

strikeslip:

speaking of things I get overexcited about: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

cactusrabbit:

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

I’m totally gonna make this haunted fudge

cactusrabbit:

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

I’m totally gonna make this haunted fudge

jadowaffles:

my family is so embarrassing, whenever I go on a skype call with anyone, even like, commission clients, they start freaking SHOUTING???? AND JUST SAYING REALLY DUMB STUFF AND I TELL THEM TO STOP BUT THEY JUST KEEP IT UP AND UP UNTIL I JUST GET FREAKIN’ PISSED ABOUT IT AND HANG UP. I MEAN I CANT EVEN TALK TO MY BF WITHOUT MY BROTHER SAYING REALLY OBNOXIOUS THINGS EXTREMELY LOUD SO THAT MY MIC PICKS IT UP

My family, ladies and gentlemen!

I am close to 1000 posts.  I should give away something. 

Or something.

I dunno. 

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

Liking things is never age-inappropriate

realsocialskills:

People get to like things. It’s ok to like whatever you like.

Even if it’s a show for little kids

Or toys. Or kids’ art supplies. Or picture books. Or YA novels.

When people like things, they’re being people who like things, not being age-inappropriate.

It’s wrong to invade spaces that are intended for young children, or to attempt to get children to accept you as a peer. That’s a boundary violation. Age matters when you’re interacting with others, and some things are genuinely wrong for adults to do.

But liking the thing is never the problem. It’s always ok to like things. Adulthood happens when you reach the age of adulthood. It is not something you have to earn by turning away from awesome things you like.

kiriamaya:

the-real-seebs:

"Monkey see, monkey do" factoid actually just statistical error. Curious Georg, who lives in children’s books and imitates over 10,000 actions each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

omg

lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

Danielle Watches Fraggle Rock : Season 1 : Episode 9 - The Lost Treasure of the Fraggles

daniellewatches:

Or as I like to call it “Please enjoy my ham handed message about the evils of greed.”

Oooookaaaaaay.  Well it’s not THAT bad.  The episode is just kind of forgettable and relies a little bit on too many of those “isn’t this society wacky” jokes.  

The most interesting thing is Sprockett apparently likes to rollerskate.  He is very excited because Doc bought him skates.  Doc is excited because he bought a locked trunk and considers the adventure half the fun.

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